Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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