She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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