So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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