found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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