He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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