haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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