So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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