He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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