I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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