I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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