Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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