Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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