You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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