i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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