So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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