I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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