wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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