Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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