I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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