It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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