saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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