He asked to "fluff my boner.."
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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