i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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