This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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