Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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