Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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