So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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