he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame