I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.