He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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