I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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