Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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