Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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