Umm I'm too high to move.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.