i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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