How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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