I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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