Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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