I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
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I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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