I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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