Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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