So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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