i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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