Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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