Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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