so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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