Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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