she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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