Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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