? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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