Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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