Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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