i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's Friday. Sex?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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