i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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