i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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