Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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