I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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