I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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